The "Divisive Nation" Party

[Arginald Valleywater]

UKIP here I come. Look out Dave Boris will slay you in a leadership race.

[Rumpleforeskin]

You should get a secretary.

[Toliverwist]

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Arginald Valleywater
Date: 10-10-12 19:35

UKIP here I come. Look out Dave Boris will slay you in a leadership race.
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The Tories seem to have lost the plot, except of course that they never found it in the first place.

To replace the loser Mr Spindizzy, that clone of a failed used car salesman David Cameron, who has more spin and u-turns than a whirling dervish on pot, with the metropitan's leading clown, the moppet muppet puppet Johnson, would result in an explosion of popping Champagne corks in labour's headquarters.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Boris will be PM in the next 10 years. I have a very safe tenner on it with a Labour party supporter at my Golf Club!!

[Toliverwist]

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Arginald Valleywater
Date: 10-13-12 19:27

Boris will be PM in the next 10 years. I have a very safe tenner on it with a Labour party supporter at my Golf Club!!
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Some views the comic waffler, Johnson, would take into No. 10;





And here, Johnson uses 2,480 words to say, 'I support Turkey joining the EU.'

[jimslip]

Rumpleforeskin wrote in reply to David Johnson stating how he loves scouring through and inspecting other peoples' posts for what he considers to be, "Inaccuracies" and "Untruths".......:

> You should get a secretary.

David Johnson is the BGAFD's, Green Mile style, finger wagging prison warder! He spends his whole life roaming up and down the corridor, running his batton across the bars and wrapping the knuckles of anyone who dares utter a peep of dissent or protest at ANY New Labour or PC misdemeanour! He is truly like someone who has been transported in a time machine to this present day, from Stalin's secret police the, "People's Comissariat for Internal Affairs", or NKVD.

Like the NKVD, our David Johnson ensures all recent history is airbrushed, altered, twisted and cleansed to an extent that if you did not know the reality, you would truly believe we once lived in a New Labour Utopia where money was a plenty and there were no poor. No violence, no benefit fraud, no CCTV snoopers, no NHS waiting lists, no MRSA. "What about the Iraq war and weapons of mass destruction?" you would ask and after being wrapped over the knuckles, you would be sternly informed that, "If the Tories had been in power they would have nuked the whole Middle East and murdered every man woman and child! So thank God New Labour came to the rescue, you damn fool, now it's solitary for a month for you!"

Our David Johnson employs a verbal version of the tactics operated by Stalins NKVD secret police. In the Soviet Union at the time, if you were a dissenter a policeman would keep hitting you over the head until you finally agreed that you "May have been incorrect" about some aspect of Stalin's leadership. Our David Johnson does this verbally, except because he is not allowed to smash you over the head, he believes if he ALWAYS has the last word on absolutely any topic, then he has actually won the argument. He believes that he has convinced his opponent, when all he has done is bludgeoned him into submission through abject boredom!

For those that are curious to what the UK would be like if New Labour had continued in power for another 2 or 3 terms, simply browse through our DJ's hundreds of posts and replies to topics on this forum. Now imagine a whole New Labour political police force full of DJ's all supplied with a utilitarian vehicle and an armed side-kick, travelling the length and breadth of the UK having "Words" with people who perhaps had a view that was not quite in keeping with New Labour's policy directives of the most stringent application of Political Correctness!

Just imagine David Johnson, given sweeping powers of summary justice, sitting across your kitchen table, his goon leaning against the door, or maybe rummaging through your belongings. Commissar Johnson sitting there drumming his fingers on the table and slowly and menacingly explaining to you why you are, "So, so wrong!", you'd kack your pants!

Is this so difficult to imagine? Does anyone think for a second that in some future, Labour nightmare scenario where DJ has answered the call for "Activists" he would not have at his disposal an exact list of ALL those who have opposed him over the years on BGAFD? He is always so proud of advertising his skill at collecting and collating information on individuals.......he's a natural!

In DJ's natural habitat we would be now living in a North Korea, a police state and no more than cannon fodder for the US war machine. BGAFD would not exist, in fact any forum that allowed dissent would not exist, but I can guarantee you this, all your freedoms would have been stolen from you, but there'd be a NHS hospital bed waiting for one and all!

[jimslip]

In continuation of the above, our David like all despots, doesn't actually care what you think, he only cares about what what you say. So you can believe what you like but don't EVER SAY anything negative or disparaging about anything that occurred during the 13 years of New Labour madness or any present policy or measure, proposal or comment by Labour.

All the same, for David the OT forum has become very frustrating, it has now become for him an eternal game of Wack-A-Mole. As fast as he corrects or scolds or bashes one person another pops up, again and again and again, so his dream, nay, his fantasy of a compliant OT forum is never within his grasp.

In David's OT forum fantasy, a typical post would go something like this:

TOPIC: WHY IS THE POPULATION OF THE UK SO MISERABLE? David Johnson

Jimslip: It is because they crave the return of New Labour comrade!

A : I totally agree, why? oh why? oh why? must we live in such poverty?

B: Yes, comrades every day is a living nightmare under the Tory yoke!

DJ : Fear not my brethren, do not despair as the dark clouds of Toryism will soon part and our glorious Labour leaders will descend from on high and deliver us from the evil that is the Tory!

Jimslip: Oh DJ pray tell, why are the Tories so bad and Labour so good?

DJ: Ah it is truly a long story, my son, something far too complex for the stupid like you to comprehend. Do not worry your head about such things. Feel the scar on your frontal lobe,where half your brain was removed! This was to rid you from the bother of asking such stupid questions!

Jimslip: I am truly sorry, comrade for vexing you so!

A: And so so you should be, you pathetic excuse for a human being. I must ask our glorious commissar DJ whether jimslip should be excluded from our forum and possibly chastised further?

DJ: No Mr A, In my infinite wisdom I will show mercy to jimslip, but just this time however, any further suggestion of gross insurrection will be met with instant termination!

DJ: Now lets's discuss my next topic, "WHY IS LIFE SO HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS UNDER LABOUR?

jimslip: Because there are no Tories?

DJ: Exactly! Now my brethren, I tire of this robust debating and must sleep. I suggest you continue the discussion on your own!

!wink!!wink!!wink!

[David Johnson]

!ambulance! !ambulance! !ambulance! for Mr Slip

[David Johnson]

The way you namecheck me all the time suggests that you are getting obsessed with me yet again.

I find this very strange, Jim, because you mean nothing to me.

[David Johnson]

Ah a politician who is in favour of gay marriage, illegal immigrants being given right of stay in the UK and is keen to see Turkey's citizens being able to live in the UK as a member of the EU.

Good post Toliverwist. Argie, now I see why you think he would be a really good leader to replace Cameron!

!wink!