Lets here it for British Perverts !!

[frankthring]

With the Olympics about to start I think it important to raise a cheer for
good old fashioned British perverts - especially wanking voyeurs who, when
all is said and done, represent a goodly percentage of porn customers....
I am referring specifically to Mr Declan Crosbie of Leeds who locked himself
in a lavatory so he could spy on the undressing of the Chinese female
Olympic swimming team !!
Better still, when Mr Crosbie`s heavy breathing was spotted by the swimmers
from Beijing - and lets face it, oriental athletes can be cute - Mr Crosbie,
showing true British stupidity, replied in a soprano face " I am a woman !
What do you want ?" from behind his toilet door.
He will be sentenced next month....I hope he watches his fave Chinkie gals on
TV and even has a wank before getting sent down....
Astonishingly, on the same day that I stumbled over his case I read of a man
up before the bench in London for drilling holes in the changing room walls
of his local swimming pool so he could watch the girls undress. He was caught
hidden in a cupboard with his feet sticking out ! On being questioned he said
he was repairing the holes !
We Brits are simply the best at this kind of degeneracy !!

[jimslip]

Agreed Frank, there are non so devious and cunning as the true British, "Dirty mac Brigade". I have been reading these stories of holes drilled into women amenities for as long as I can remember. Is there no womens changing room or toilet that is safe from the ingenuity of these perverts? I reckon they could do no better than to work for MI5 in their eavesdropping division.

The big question is this, DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE A DAY JOB???? !happy!

[andy at handiwork]

A bit like Basil Fawlty when he was caught in the wardrobe in the pretty Aussie woman's room, shortly after he had reached round a corner and tweaked her right tit. He started to tap the walls saying, 'Just checking this wardrobe for faults', and blamed any he found on 'Typical British workmanship. Pah. Hopeless'.

[Gusset Sniffer]

British peeping Tom shocks Chinese swimmers !drool!

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[Ken Shabby]

If masturbation was an Olympic event, I'd come first....

[one eyed jack]

Joking aside gents, it is creepy though

[one eyed jack]

Thats a great picture though.

It looks like theyve all jumped in at the same time and jumped back out with an expression of "its fookin' freezin!!!" on their face

[jimslip]

All this perviness I reckon has its roots in the Carry On films.......



official version:

[Snappy]

You do of course realise that this games is the 30th of the modern era? That means its official designation is the XXX Olympiad.

They should have included competitive wanking as a demonstration sport.

[frankthring]

Thank you one and all for your replies....personally, I have always thought
that sex deserves as much a place in the Olympics as, say, synchronised
swimming. To fuck well requires fitness, lets face it.....For example, sex on
a staircase, something I have shot many times, requires the stud to be
pretty fit, its hard on all muscles, and "up and over doggie on the stairs"
puts huge unnatural pressure on the guy`s thigh muscles...etc etc.
I shall remain a voyeur of such events (at my age to attempt it would give
me a heart attack or a hernia).