The Queen

[bamboo]

Three cheers and many happy returns of the day to Queen Elizabeth II, who celebrates her 86th Birthday today. !birthday! !party!

[spider]

Yep many happy returns, long may she live. We don't want the idiot son to pick up the job do we.

[eroticartist]

And long that she may reign over subjects like you!

[spider]

I'm going to buy the T-Shirt.

[RoddersUK]

Idiot he aint.
That he cheated on Di is a fact. That she also cheated on him is a fact.
It is history, get over it.
I would prefer to see him step down in favour of William, but I doubt if he will.
Yes, long live the Queen. But, there will be a Charles III methinks.

[spider]

"That he cheated on Di is a fact. That she also cheated on him is a fact.
It is history, get over it."


I couldn't give a flying f*ck about who cheated on who, I leave that to "Hello" and "OK" readers.

He's still an idiot though.

[thealtruist]

The whole Royle Family can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.

[bamboo]

What have Caroline Aherne, Sue Johnston, Ricky Tomlinson, Ralf Little and Craig Cash done to you?

I thought they were quite funny.

[spider]

The Queen - my arse.

[bamboo]

The Queen reigns over you as well, like it or not.

You may not like it but tough titty.