Aliens on Earth

[andy at handiwork]

Indeed. And all without any 'help' from spacemen.

[JamesW]

eroticartist wrote:

> My own personal theory is that alien males were trapped on the
> Earth and were forced to cohabit with chimpanzees in order to
> survive. Incidentally humans have 99per cent simian DNA.


It's probably worth pointing out that if aliens mated with chimpanzees the resulting offspring would have 50% alien DNA and 50% chimpanzee DNA - not 99% chimpanzee DNA as stated above. In stating that humans have 99% DNA in common with humans, eroticartist has effectively demolished his own theory. If aliens were our fathers we would have inherited 50% of their DNA, not 1%. Understanding what I've written here is about understanding 'the facts of life' and how sexual reproduction works.

It's probably worth mentioning too that many other species have most of their DNA in common with chimpanzees - gorillas and orangutans for example have 99% of their DNA in common with chimpanzees, the same as humans do. Does this mean that aliens are also the fathers of gorillas and orangutans, as well as humans? What about cats? More than 90% of cat DNA is common with chimpanzee DNA. Did the union of aliens and chimpanzees produce cats too, as well as humans, gorillas and orangutans?

[bamboo]

That's a Daily Sport headline waiting to happen, if it hasn't already...

'My Pet Chimp gave birth to E.T.'s Cat'...

[Peter]

This alien stuff all sounds very 'scientology'

[andy at handiwork]

Its certainly about as ludicrous.

[eroticartist]

I confess my ignorance about DNA if you are right but this mistake does not alter my view.

[oli_cortez]

Firstly chimpanzees aren't monkeys they're apes.

Secondly the 99% shared DNA claim is took out of context and made to sound amazing. We apparantly share 79% of the same DNA as a cabbage which puts it into context and shows how huge that 1% difference actually is.

Anywhoo we should take a leaf out of Bonobo's books they don't show any signs of violence they just fuck and are told what to do by the females.

[eroticartist]

It's the 1 per cent that's important man.
Thanks for this information.
Mike.

[Andy Mann]

The truth is out there!

[eroticartist]

There have been hundreds of sightings but some people will not believe their own eyes...Thanks for this post. Mike