Whats YOUR plans for Valentines Day? Heres Mine...

[Snow Patrol]

Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...

I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed...

For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences...

Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of BGAFD and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT !

WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day !

What are YOUR Plans !

[Gusset Sniffer]

I'll be presenting my todger with a pink ribbon tied around the bell end to mrs Gusset sniffer.
Lucky her !wink!

[lob on]

You're a cock!

[Snow Patrol]

lob on wrote:

> You're a cock!

Why? Because I will have a more enjoyable and satisfying Valentines day than you will?

OK, Cool... I'm a cock then

[frankthring]

Snow Patrol - if what you state is your idea of fun on Valentines Day my
blood chills at what you get upto on your birthday !

[Snow Patrol]

frankthring wrote:

>
> Snow Patrol - if what you state is your idea of fun on
> Valentines Day my
> blood chills at what you get upto on your birthday !

All JOKING aside... Would anyone LIKE me to post a FREE download of my Birthday in 2005? It stars Layla Jade, Sandie Caine and Jennifer Loveitt...

I am not gonna post the 'Sex Part' cause my willy is not for public display, HOWEVER, the PISSING part is available if you like???

If I get 10 replies IN A ROW saying YES - I will post the link !!! WOOT WOOT!