Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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Lizard
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Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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BeestonBoy
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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There's a guy works down the Chip shop Swears he's Gordon Brown but he's a liar....so I suspect he is actually Tony Blair.

He does give good portions,mind. Bit too keen on the Oil if you ask me but he seems to give the work shy punters just what they seek...far more than they deserve and no questions asked. Seems to keep him popular with the soap dodging fuckers. 'Give us more' They shout,when ever it is his shift. You know what? They cunt always does!!! They fucking love him down there. Can't imagine why!!??

Cheers

BB

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tuf766
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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Sarah, you really didn't need to open so wide...come out Mr Brown you have nowhere to hide!
planeterotica
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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You should have more respect for old Bottler after all he saved the World !wink!

Peter
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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You could probably see him instantly if you put out the cry

"Thirty grand for a speaking engagement!"

He'd be there like a shot.

What exactly does he talk about for that sort of money? Seriously, it can't be motivational stuff, from a man who fucked up an entire country, so what does he do? Stand up, magic, vent act?

We have need of you again, great king.
RoddersUK
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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Surely the question should be, "Does anyone want to see this useless article?

Brill film wasn't it, Shawshank, eh?

RoddersUK
David Johnson
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

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I heard he was giving economic advice to Osborne after Osborne tanked the economy over the last year.

I mean, the Tories have already employed some ex-Labour Cabinet ministers to help sort them out!
Alex L
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Re: Anyone seen Gordon Brown?

Post by Alex L »

I though he was last spotted in your toilet, the Brownson, the most elusive of elementary political particles.

alex


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