Fergie..snout in trough!!

[mrmcfister]

Brilliant bit of journalism in the 'Screws' today....Fergie touting Air Miles around and little doubt he knew all about it too.What a couple of turds..!

[Robches]

He's just acting lke a good Scottish socialist.

[Jim Pembry]

Good Scottish socialist? Isn't this about Sarah Feguson, rather than Sir Alex?

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/82 ... ndrew.html

[Sam Slater]

Ignore those do-gooders pointing out you got the wrong Fergie! They're just trying to bog you down with facts, mate. What you and I both realise is that Sarah Ferguson has ginger hair, which makes her as Scottish and socialist as all the others! They'll probably laugh and call you a divvy twat but we both know the score, don't we, Robches?!

Let's laugh right back at the do-gooding, fact-amassing, muesli-scoffing, guardian-reading, ginger-haired-loving bastards!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Robches]

Alex Ferguson and Sarah Ferguson have never been seen together. Fact. Think about it.