A question to the wise elders of BGAFD

[jimslip]

Regarding the trial of the teacher that bashed his hoody, continuously disruptive, pupil on the head with a dumbell screaming, "Die, die, die".



If the teacher is found guilty should he be solemnly:

1/ Sent on an all expenses paid, well deserved, round the World cruise on the QE2 in the Stateroom?

2/ Be given a millionaires makeover on his house, complete with landscaped garden and a new Rolls Royce Maybach?

or

3/ Be paraded on an open top bus through the middle of London to cheering crowds, meet the Queen and then be given a Knighthood together with a cheque for ?250,000 to squander on anything that he wants?

!confused!

[Dave Wells]

"meet the Queen and then be given a Knighthood " - your having a giraffe ! Who on earth would want that ?

[Bob Singleton]

... er Rolls Royce Maybach??? Either a Rolls OR a Maybach (which, btw, are hideous cars for people with more money than sense). Tell me, do you drive a Nissan Lexus yourself? !wink!

[jimslip]

The prizes are actually un-negotiable if you don't mind, but for the sake of argument, David, in order to receive his knighthood, abused teacher Peter Harvey would HAVE to meet the Queen, whether he likes it or not. Maybe if he were to offer half his winnings of ?250,000 to New Labour as a donation, maybe she could bung it in a Jiffy Bag and send it to him in the post.

Bob, as far as the Rolls Royce Maybach is concerned, I too think that this is a revolting car, but all the same represents the ultimate in luxury motoring, which our abused and battered teachers of today fittingly deserve. !wink!

For the record, I drive a much treasured Proton Saga, which I must say has seen better days!

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[Marino]

All of the above.

[one eyed jack]

Warms the heart to hear the teachers get their own back for a change. I'm not sure "Die! Die! Die!" will do him any favours in the case though

Some of these little hoodrats need a fucking thump to remind them they are not half the men they like to think they are. They go on about being disrespected but havent got jobs, father kids all over the shop and think being on Jeremy Kyle is some measure of making it in the world.

Personally I would have laughed even harder if the teacher took off his belt and beated the hoodie in front of his punk arse friends.

[Deano!]

That teacher could be provided with all of the treasures you list and it would still amount to only a fraction of all the money spent on repairing the damage carried out by these little hooded shits.

I'd also like to see the little hoodie told he must attend 'counseling sessions'. However the counseling sessions turn out to be getting whacked with a 3kg dumbbell while the counselor yells "Die Die Die".

[jimslip]

Yes OEJ it would appear to yourself and others, rather incriminating that the teacher seemingly screamed, "Die!die!,die! as he appeared to bludgeon the lout to death.

But not all may be as it seems or as "JimSlip QC of The Bailey" could argue in court,"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution have stated that my client was screaming "die,die,die" as he was supposedly hitting the foul, mouthed lout with a dumbell. In fact this is utter rubbish. My client has suffered terrible depression ever since the death of our Queen of Hearts, Princess Diana. On that fateful day in the gym the teacher was merely holding the dumbell innocently, when suddenly, he thought he was having a heart attack. He subsequently fell convusling, in agony, on to the murderous thug, purely by accident and as he fell, thinking they were to be his last words, he actually screamed, "Di,di,di" as in Princess Di. Not, "Die,die,die" you fucking little hooded tosser, who's made my life a misery for ever!"

I rest my case!!wink!

[frankthring]

I would favour all 3 options Jim. Perhaps throw in a knighthood too.

[jimslip]

There is another possible outcome in my "Fantasy Courtroom" drama, where Peter Harvey is severely admonished by the judge thus,

"It is with much disappointment, Mr Harvey, that I must severely admonish you in the strongest possible way.....................FOR NOT FINISHING THE LITTLE BASTARD OFF! You had him in the grip of one hand, by the neck and in the other hand you had a 5lb dumb bell, are you mad sir? have you no gumption? Surely you should have seized your moment and beaten the living daylights out of said lout?

I therefore have no other option, than to loan you for one day only, a fully armed and ready, Challenger Tank, I've been so bold as to add on, a Boeing 7.62mm NATO Chain gun, 20 depleted uranium tipped 120mm shells and a7.62mm anti aircraft gun, which I have adapted to fire horizontally. Here is a bit of paper with the little bastards address on it, now go and finish the job man!"!tut!