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[RoddersUK]

Yeh, you're right. Too nice and natural to be a spam.
The vast majority of Canadians I have met are extremely nice friendly people. The difference with the spam friendly and the Canadian friendly is the Canadians mean it whereas the spams are friendly as a defence against strangers.
Spam "friendly fire" is a good example of friendly. It is fucking disasterous to British soldiers who are supposed to be fighting with the bastards against a common enemy.
The Germans used to say when the British are in front keep your head down. The British used to say when the Germans were in front keep your head up to see em and shoot em. When the spams are in front duck!!
Unfortunately our soldiers seem to have forgotten that in the last 20 years.

[Igottado]

defo no 2 jimslip she looks raw and filthy!!!!!

[Ned]

You could have fooled me, with some of the trash I've watched over the years