What was...the last thing you stole?

[Sarah Kelly]

Come on,we"ve all done it,So what was it? ....Dont be coy,"Fess up"...its good for the soul...and the amusement of your fellow readers of this good Forum ... Make it good and i"ll share my little secret..Its recent too,non of this "well,we used to have a School tuck shop and blah blah blah..." ballony !wink! x

[Dick Moby]

A ladies virginity. Well at least she told me she was a virgin which I thought was strange as she's 44.

[Dace]

I'd been on a ten mile walk along the coast on a hot summers day and went to a beachside cafe and pulled out a couple of cold bottles of water from the fridge for me and my bro who were absolutely parched whilst he waited outside
stood there like a cunt for about 10 minutes and asked about 10 times to the staff to ring it through the till so I could fuck off - no-one obliged and its not as if they were even busy - after the 10th time of being ignored I just walked out with the place with the waters* and we quenched our considerable thirst (pre-pub of course)

*aka "stole" them I suppose

[Sarah Kelly]

It takes a big man to steal some thirst quenching waters....an even bigger one to admit it..!!drink!

[Jonesy]

I robbed a Maxell 16gb USB memory stick from ASDA last week, saved me ?38.00.
slipped it into my arse pocket and walked round putting stuff into the trolley and came to the George section, tried a pair of jeans on and whilst in changing room, dispensed with USB packaging and put the stick onto keyring.
Jobs a good 'un! !thumbsup!

[one eyed jack]

You know what? I struggled to think the last time I pinched anything.

Cuz me nuh teef nuttin rasta. True ting dat.

[one eyed jack]

Ok, rewind over 20 years ago...Cue Katrina and the waves song (Walking On Sunshine)...it was a long hot summer and I was bored with friends with nothing to do. ...I was a tea leaf in my teens because it was a sporting thing to do and had a jolly good wheeze with my mates at school where I was legendary for how much I pilfered at any one time but I grew bored of that when I got older.

Never stole anything from anyone personally though and was known for handing wallets and purses i found (except fot the ?100 i found in a brown paper bag once) but if you was a manager of WH Smiths or Woolies I would rob you of the top 30 singles and TDK tapes every fortnight just for a laugh.

I'm sure that could be classed as an affliction but I grew out of that. Ah the good old days. Now everyone just bloody well torrents music

[planeterotica]

The last thing i stole was a kiss but im not telling you who from, well it is Valentines day !flush!

[Sarah Kelly]

Your previous post left me so disappointed...and then you redeem yourself aplenty with this little gem !wink! ......