What was the first porn you ever saw?

[algarve addick]

Hang on - I thought you gave Lyn Armitage a frightful seeing-to before then (for Color Climax?) - or have I got my facts fucked up (not for the first time!)

[Dave Wells]

No that was two years later in 1984.

[algarve addick]

Please elaborate............
Where did the act take place.....
Who else participated in this splendid piece of hardcore filth, to which I wanked myself black and blue for months.....
and for the last time, was she hot or just an old headcase?!

[randyandy]

It was my mates brothers, found when we went to his instead of staying in school for dinner.

We didn't watch it all but Desiree always stuck in my head lol.

The first attempt British one was much later and called Zeta at Fantasy Manor.

I'll always remember it because it was the soft crap advertised as hard that the industry found perfectly acceptable to con people with at the time and it stopped me thinking buy British for years.

I only started then when a 'real porn' copy, of a copy, of a copy was doing the work circuit and it had a promo advert for the company at the end.

[hammer4life]

my old mans porn collection

on of the vhs cassettes was actually blue hence me turning it on

[Tim Jenssen]

My first exposure to porn was when I found a discarded magazine. I took it home and read the thing cover to cover. I saw a whole new world out there to discover and realised that life wasn't gonna be so bad after all.

[biffalo]

While serving my apprenticeship in the shipyards on the Tyne, a Danish ship had come in and the crew had brought some porn movies and a projector. A viewing was set up in one of the contractors huts on site and we put our names down for overtime and went along. It was a series of CC shorts and the room just went silent, before we all made our excuses and rushed home for a feverish wank. It kept my memory bank well stocked for wank fantasies until the VHS came along. Fantastic (and I got time and a half for it).

[DickBush]

Beneath The Valley of The Ultra Vixens! My god, the boobs... the boobs!

[Deuce Bigolo]

case of the smiling stiffs


Are we to take it as you havent named one Reggie you havent seen your first porn flick yet?

[Deano!]

Australia had ridiculously tight censorship laws until about 1971. You couldn't even show nipples in 'restricted' magazines. As a kid I remember seeing black and white pictures of American strippers with 'pasties' covering their nipples (stick-on little stars or similar) and wondering what was underneath.

Suddenly, all this was thrown out when the 1950's finally arrived in Oz in 1972. I remember seeing public hair in Mayfair when I was 12 and just about dying with excitement. Old geezers here will remember that the pubic hair bits in Mayfair and Men Only were airbrushed to cover up the jubbly bits which were still too dangerous to be looked at (the earth could crack in half you see).

Fast forward to 1980 and the first actual video porno I saw was 'Star VIrgin'. To this day, in spite of having seen about 1000 porn movies it still remains my favourite ever porn movie. Made in 1979 it features some of the best looking porn honeys and kicks the shit out of anything made in the past 25 years in my incredibly humble opinion.