Tony Blair President of Europe?

[jimslip]

I thought I'd do a poll to attempt to discover how the general public, if given the choice, would steer Blair's forthcoming career.

Here are the choices:

1/ Have him elected to be President of Europe.

2/ Drag him to Wembley Stadium and allow no more than 500 members of the public to form a firing squad and shoot him with heavy calibre machine guns. The audience would be strictly limited to 50,000.

3/ Hang him on a scaffold in Trafalgar Square and allow the public to stone his lifeless corpse.

4/ Bury him up to his neck in sand and then cover his head in honey and then unleash a few million soldier ants to devour his head.

5/ Take him to Broadmoor and strap him face down on a table, naked and with a large tub of lube (Preferably laced with sand) next to him with a sign saying, "Do what you like guys, I'm all yours!"

6/ Allow the armed forces to drag him to Afghanistan and then slowly stretch him between 2 tanks and when he comes apart unleash a pack of starved, killer desert hounds to devour his bodily parts. Military spectators would be strictly limited to 20,000.

The choice is yours! !happy!

[Floydoid]

Jim, do I get the impression that you're not keen on our esteemed Mr Blair?

[max_tranmere]

I've already posted this.

[Lizard]

Elect him 'President of Europe', that seems to be the way forward for a disgusting war monger, who also lied about WMD, and god knows what else.

[Arginald Valleywater]

He will be so far up the Americans arses we won't see him for dust. I can see him trying to introduce the dollar as a replacement for the Euro and getting hail to the chief as his national anthem........

[Dave Wells]

Do 2-6 after 1 has happened !

[Von Boy]

I have heard that Adolf Blair !adolf! is lining up his team if he gets the post...that will include Alaistair "Goebbels" Campbell, Jonathan "Himmler" Powel and of course Cherie "Eva Braun" Blair...He may even bring back John "Goring" Prescott.......



Also a question to Mr Slip....why is Gordon "i saved the world" Brown doing all he can to get Blair the position......does he want a job after next May ????

[jimslip]

You asked:
"Also a question to Mr Slip....why is Gordon "i saved the world" Brown doing all he can to get Blair the position......does he want a job after next May ????"

I think its called, "Networking", Gordan knows he's out next election and needs to keep mates with !adolf! Blair for future possible jobs. After all, warmongering Christian,!adolf! Blair, is the Golden Goose of politics, I believe he entered parliament living in a semi and left owning ?15 million of property.

I think that it's astonishing, that !adolf! Blair is possibly the most hated man in Britain and yet he is in line for this job! !furious!

[Von Boy]

Also Mr Slip, !adolf! Blair may become the first former prime minister who becomes a tax exile from this country due to policy introduced by HIS PARTY.....bloody amazing!!!!!!!