Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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max_tranmere
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Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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That revolting Katie Price woman, who is never out of the media and who is arrogant enough to think the whole nation is interested in her moronic life, has apparently been TURNED DOWN in her application to become Forces Sweetheart to our soldiers in Afghanistan! This parody of a person, with her hugely inflated tits, her one brain cell, and her perchant for pretending to write books that she never wrote one word of, is clearly someone our soldiers do NOT want to see! Lads, I agree with you! This Price woman should be allowed to go to Afghnistan but not to meet our wonderful soldiers. She should be taken out there, dumped in the middle of the desert, and left there!
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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'Forces Sweetheart' needs a bit of innocence about her. I don't think Vera Lynn had been poked relentlessly and if she was she didn't seek to make it front page news. It has to be someone that reminds the tommies of their old mum back home, their wife, or their own sweetheart whose wholesome comforts are sorely missed. Katie Price doesn't tick any of these boxes. Should be someone like Mylene Klas.
Lizard
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Never mind eh, Gordon will probably give her a peerage, along with the rest of the tits that sit in the lrods.

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I have no fucking idea what the Irods are!!, I think i meant the Lords

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belfast_birty
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart

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I thought that she was being offered up to be a secret weapon against the Taliban? She would frighten them,even in a burhka.
Cynical Sids Old Pal
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2 True bb.Imagine her ...............no don't (T)its too much........................
Pete the Greek got out in time..well done son
Floydoid
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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Jonone wrote:

> Should be someone like Mylene Klas.

Or Katherine Jenkins.

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Bronson Lee
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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Is it that big shop in London run by Mohammed al Fayed?

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max_tranmere
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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Apparently every other applicant, from glamour models to famour singers, have had their requests approved. It is very rare they decline a request from someone to be a Forces Sweetheart. But when this odius, repulsive reptile (Price) applied, the response was quick and to the point: 'you must be joking!'
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Re: Katie Price turned down for 'Forces Sweetheart' !

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Unless the rules have changed for Forces Sweetheart to something along the lines of Gangbanging and Bukkake from enemy forces ... then I cannot see why they would turn her down.

Sir she's taking heavy loads ...

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