Whats THE best joke,ever?

[Sarah Kelly]

To my shame i had to say this over and over to myself until i got it ! lol x

[Sarah Kelly]

there was this world poll to find the funniest joke.. each country selected its finest, shorlisted down to a few, then put forward to a panel of "experts" in each country.. it was interesting to see WHAT joke came tops in each .. cant remembe rthe funniest one but the funniest german one was NOT funny at all.. it was more like stating a fact! x ps Tracy laine dispels the myth the germans have no humour- only met once,briefly, and she LOVES to laugh,which is brill... x

[Sarah Kelly]

will arm wrestle you for the right to re tell the large fanny one... !wink! x

[RoddersUK]

!Love!

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the Fair,
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the pieman to Simple Simon,
Pies you cunt!!

[Sarah Kelly]

Hard,but fair....!wink! x

[planeterotica]

jj wrote:

> Thanks- I thought it might be the 'visual comedy' thing.
>
>
> As you know, I've stated elsewhere before that I find the
> German
> sense of humour [and the people] utterly charming. And I DID
> live
> there for about 4 years.
>
planeterotica wrote:

Where at jj was it Colditz or one of the Stalags, i loved the Great Escape i bet your good at tunnelling !wink!

[planeterotica]

What about the old Max Miller joke that got him banned from the BBC where he says, I was was walking along a clifftop path the other day when a gorgeous girl came walking towards me, i didnt know wether to let her pass or toss myself off !laugh! here is Max on stage and now you know where Boy George got his dress sense from !wink!

[Sarah Kelly]

lol- quite like that... i have a friends wi tourettes and once we was shopping for party booze and im in front pushing the trolley, and i can hear him 20ft behind me muttering"nice arse, nice arse",so being a lady!wink!,i pull my skirt down a bit and i can hear him,all panicky in his voice,change to "pull it up,pull it up!"... lol x