Whats THE best joke,ever?

[Lizard]

"I feel so mean now,I will send you a coconut instead!!!!"

Great! that will match the hair on his head..

[jj]

countb wrote:
> But as Sarah has nicer tits,shes beaten you to the will
> entry.

EXCUSE ME!
But you haven't seen my thrupennies...... or if you HAVE, I really
don't wanna know. Um......

[jj]

Lizard wrote:
> Great! that will match the hair on his head..

Not just me head, alas.
I've got a lovely bunch of......

[countb]

LOL ...Top man for humour.
I LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES(LIKE ME LOOKING IN A MIRROR)

[Sarah Kelly]

er, i have to ask- where were you born exactly?

[Sarah Kelly]

er, equally or like, they have to die first? x

[RDK1958]

no matter how old or predictable, taboo jokes (babies, racist and sexist) are always the funniest, whether your own moral pretensions think they are or not. just off the top of my head......

how do you stop a nigger from drowning? throw him an anchor

what's the difference between women and turds? you don't have to cuddle a turd after you've laid one

"don't take the piss out of jews because my grandad died in a concentration camp" (gathers sympathy before the punchline) ........"he fell off the watchtower"!!

my friend is half jewish, he has a twoskin

what's red and sits in the corner of Harry Ramsdens? an abortion of chips

what should you do after licking a bald pussy? put the nappy back on


and so on and so forth.........

[RDK1958]

the moderators obviously have no sense of humour!

[jj]

South Shields, Co. Durham [DON'T EVER say 'Tyne & Wear', a
legal fiction].
But one grandfather was from Eire- the other was an Orthodox Jew : -)

[jj]

Damn!
Back to no. 3 again....

I'll have to rewatch 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'.......