Whats THE best joke,ever?

[beutelwolf]

Captain Wow wrote:

> A man goes to the doctors and says "Ddddddoctor, yyyyyou've
> gggggot to hhhhhhelp me, I've gggggggot this ttttterible
> ssssstuter!"
> So the doc says, "Ok, I'll just examine you see if I can spot
> the problem."
> When the guy drops his pants, his dick almost hits the floor
> it's so long. "Aha," says the doc, "There's your problem."
> "Wwwwwwhat?" says the man.
> "Well, your cock is so long the weight is pulling on your
> stomach muscles causing you to stammer and stutter."
> "Cccccan yyyyyyou dddddo anything?"
> "Well not much, your only hope is a transplant."
> "Ppppppplease dddddoc yyyyou've got to hhhhhhhelp me."
> So the doctor arranges the operation.
>
> A few weeks later the guy goes into the doctors again. "Doc,"
> he says "the voice is great, I can talk, order beer,
> everything. It's great. But there's one problem, this small
> cock is crap with the birds, any chance of getting my old knob
> back?"
> To which the Doctor replies "Nnnnnnnnnnnnno chance."

That's not only a very old joke, it's been filmed!
It's one of the episodes in the German soft-sex comedy Her mit den kleinen Schweinchen - the role of the doctor was played by director Franz Marischka, the patient with the stutter was played by Alexander Gittinger.

[Sarah Kelly]

ooo, i got a mention in your joke, and i love biscuits.... Was the james mentioned Dani .Amors james as i cant think of any others i know- certainly to play with!wink!. x.....

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Sam if you want to criticise something or complain go right ahead.[/quote]

Cheers, though I didn't ask for your permission. I did ask, however, if I was wrong for criticising jokes of Steve's nature.

[quote]The last time I checked this was still a free country.[/quote]

But not a free forum (in the sense that you're free to say what the hell you want).

From our little debate, here, you only seem interested in complaining to, or questioning people who don't like Steve's joke. You've not once criticised it yourself so I can only assume you think jokes of this nature are appropriate on this forum. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you're a bad person. You didn't post the offensive 'joke' nor run off after like a pussy. You did, however, get involved with the discussion and more in sympathy with Steve's stance than mine/Captain Wow's/Andy's. If you like racist-style jokes then maybe this forum isn't for you, or Steve. You see, even the mods agree with us on this: .

Now, where's 'yellah-belly' Steve gone to?

[The Last Word]

An old favourite:

Why did God give seagulls wings?


So they can beat gypsies to the tip.

[Dick Moby]

Sam, I must admit that you're more eloquent then me and I respect you for that --at least you don't stoop to name calling. However I have my views, be they right or wrong in your eyes, but it is my opinion and I don't try to force it on anyone else. This is an O/T forum and as long as I don't contravene any of the faqs I will post as I feel.
If my views don't fall in line with what is accepted and I ruffle a few feathers it's just tough titty.

[Dick Moby]

This is getting boring but if you want call me another name feel free and then you can tell yourself you've won. I don't suppose you're used to winning but there has to be a first time for everything.

[Sarah Kelly]

yeah,im liking this one... !wink! x

[Sam Slater]

I don't think I'm more eloquent than you and, sadly, not averse to name-calling on occasion, but thanks for the compliment.

I'd rather be respected for trying to stop bigots from offending the Sahara Knights of the forum rather than eloquence but there you go...

I'd really, really, really like to see Steve's response if she saw his 'joke' and complained, though. Watching the little shit squirm: not THAT WOULD be funny.