Germans

[Deano!]

Just about every German I've met has been warm, friendly and intelligent. I wish people would stop all this stuff about the fucking war and just let it go. Basil Fawlty's 'Don't mention the War' skit is unfortunately even more relevant today than it was 30 years ago when it first appeared.

Most fucking Krauts walking around now were born after 1945 and couldn't have had anything to do with it. Why write them all off as Nazis? That's what Nazis would have done.

And Holly Valance makes Jordan look like a fat cow.

[IdolLiesDroog2]

Are you under the illusion you are posting in an existing thread or do you normally just randomly shout out obvious statements?

[Lucifer Sam]

I suspect with descriptions such as "fucking krauts", the German people probably don't view you in the same warm friendly and intelligent light.

[jj]

Apart from their weird obsession with slapstick like 'Mr. Bean',
most of the Germans I've met [around 10 000] have a quiet,
dry SOH.

I still remember Spike Milligan's reunion with an ex-enemy gunner,
and the note the latter scrawled on a napkin: 'Dear Spike, sorry I
missed you on June 13th 1943' : -))

[Deano!]

Well, the laughs on you because I just received a Nobel Prize for literature for that very post!

[Deano!]

That reminds me of Spike once dressed in an old Nazi uniform, marching on the spot and singing in time with marching music "Germans have a sense of humour. Haa Haa Haa. Ho Ho Ho." - all done with a serious determination.

[jj]

He also did the uniform thing on top of a restaturant table,
goose-stepping whilst singing 'Hava Nagila'.

Hugely offensive; massively funny : -)

[Jonone]

Neu ! were better than The Beatles ! Nuff said !

[steve56]

like to have seen that Freddie Starr took piss outa germans too

[steve56]

Theres a site called the real great escape and i read the Germans shot 200 italians in cold blood