Newcastle win football match

[Arginald Valleywater]

No this is not a dream. She-ra, easily the greatest football of all time has proved he is the new Alex Ferguson by beating the mighty Smoggies.

Several North East men have been arrested after publicly masturbating over images of Alan Shearer in Northumberland Street. The fans are now looking forward to Champions League football in 2197 and winning a trophy in 2356.

Northern Rock have pulled their sponsorship and a new deal is imminent. Favourite to be new shirt sponsor is Whitbread No Trophies Bitter.

[Georgio]

You are obviously a sick and simple little man!

[biffalo]

I think Mrs Valleywater has obviously on several occasions, offered her arse to be fucked by gangs of drunken Geordies and Arnold has, quite naturally, taken this very badly.

[Big Johnny]

lol funny as fuck

[Peter]

Seen on another forum


"Me and the lads are going on a lads jolly, thinly disguised as a football trip, to Newcastle. Does anyone know of a team around those parts who a team of overweight, overhung pub footballers could play? (Someone we could have a chance of beating)"

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"You want Shearers number?"

[Big Johnny]

i can tell u where he lives down to his streetname, viduka lives on same road to, so did dyer before he got booted out lol