Teresa May dominatrix session

[Jabba]

Don't know if anyone has had a dominatrix session with Teresa May lately but my session with her was godawful. When I arrived I was sat waiting for 20 minutes because she was having a photographs taken with some poisoned dwarf. All in all the session lasted around 20 minutes with her looking at her watch the entire time. ?160.

The only good bit was she'd asked me to bring her a "present" of some new tights. I guessed she was going to keep these along with the ?160 so instead of buying a pair I decided to take a 3 year old pair I use for wanking. She went a little cross-eyed when I pulled those out of my pocket I can tell you.

[steve56]

I had my photo taken with her at Erotica 02 i wanted to take her home with me lol

[Steve R]

It's a wonder she's got time to be on the Tories' Front Bench.

[colonel]

Was William Hague the dwarf?

[Peter]

Just for a moment I thought this was an MP/expenses revelation!

[nikonman]

It probably would be.

[Dave Wells]

I need to contact her actually. Could someone pass on my contact details please.