The Jade Goody business: a new low for Britain?

[Flat_Eric]

colonel wrote:

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What can I say.

My charm, my good looks, my virility and my 9-inch manhood can be a curse sometimes.

To borrow a quote from Rik Mayall's character in Blackadder 4: "Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it ...".

It's a double-edged sword.

- Eric

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Sam, it's got nothing to do with trying to get laid,[/quote]

You've misinterpreted my sarcasm. Never mind.

I just don't get how you can compare a routine medical procedure to being riddled with cancer and the death of a 27 year old mum.


[quote]Not pleasant to have a pain down below 24/7.[/quote]

I bet it isn't. Still, it's gotta be better than major organ failure along with the emotional pain of leaving two children without their mum.

Can I hope to be surprised by a light being turned on in your head whereby you'll see where I'm coming from?

[crofter]

Yeah and the charity shop have to wipe the spunk off his cast me down furniture that he so graciously donates ...

[dynatech]

If this whole sorry business was to have any positive outcome at all the media would be focusing on why young people (or middle aged people, or the elderly) get cancer and the sheer amount of chemicals in everyday consumer products - but they won't because it's far too challenging and poses far too many difficult questions.
Best just shed a crocodile tear, roll over and donate some more money to the corrupt drugs industry seaching for that miracle cure

[max_tranmere]

Watching the London Evening News tonight, the top story was (inevitably) all about Goody. After that had gone on for ages (I hit the 'mute' button) we get the second story - about some lad who had been shot dead in south London. Good to see the media getting their priorities right and listing the stories in order of importance...

[colonel]

It was the main item on Channel 4 News tonight as well- a good third of the programme.

Mind you:

She was a Channel 4 discovery.

Jon Snow has begun dressing up in women's clothing recently.

[colonel]

Who knows.

Let this brighten the scene for you all: