The Jade Goody business: a new low for Britain?

[max_tranmere]

I saw today in the newspaper, in another story that Max Clifford arranged, that Goody wants to meet Gordon Brown at 10 Downing Street under the pretext of discussing with him ways that more research and money can be put towards finding cures for cervical cancer. I wonder if Clifford has the power to organise this, and organsie all the photographers to be opposite number 10 to photograph her as she arrives. Because that is what the whole day will be about, more publicicty, more column inches in newspapers, and more money! Once she has been snapped going in - Clifford and his team will tell her to wear a top that exposes her shoulders and under no circumstances will she be allowed to wear a wig, the pictures of her arriving at number 10 have to be as striking as possible - the meeting with Brown will probably be quite subdued and largely irrelevant. It's all really a photocall for next day's papers and next week's trash magazines! So, more column inches for her! This whole episode is terrible. Clifford and Goody have no concept of what they are doing. The whole thing is hideous!

[Peter]

colonel wrote:

> A friend in London media circles has seen one of the sick fake
> funeral invitations which are, apparently, doing the rounds in
> Fleet Street- with church, pew and even seat numbers on there.
>
> Sick and obviously fake.
>
> Or......are they?


What's the date on it, April 1st?

I'd have thought it was going to be a State funeral by now, anyway.

[max_tranmere]

I wouldn't be surprised if photo's of Goody in the morgue are auctioned off to the highest bidder, as I touched upon earlier, and it wouldn't surprise me if they sell tickets for the funeral for ?500 each. Rather like when you go to a gig or the theatre, and the better the seats the pricier the ticket, they will probably sell the ones for the front three pews for ?1,000 a time. The Goody family will make tons of cash from it! The funeral will be sponsored by McDonald's because this raises more money and there will be a huge ' m ' above the enterance to the Church. The coffin will have large McDonalds logo's painted all over it, and the Priest will have the McDonald's name emblazened across the front of his outfit and on the sleeves (rather like how footballers have their sponsors on what they are wearing.) All this so that the Goody's can make EVEN MORE MONEY!! This whole business REALLY IS a new low for Britain. We may never be the same again as a nation as a result of all this.

[colonel]

I reckon that you will be able to buy some of her ashes made into a porcelain plate with her face on it.


Apply: Cunt Industries, 'Dunchavin', Fuckwit Mews, Broken Britain, TOR YFU1.

[max_tranmere]

As I said, this Goody business has been a first for our country and the floodgates will now open after this. Every month the media will be even more dominated than it presently is with celebrity trash, pushing important stories to later pages. Even bigger money will be made than ever. Infamy will be even more respectworthy than it has ever been. This is all the fault of idiots like Jade Goody, Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Max Clifford and others. In the case of the first three they are too stupid to realise what they are doing to our country. In the case of Clifford he just doesn't care. It is now more respectworthy to have a boob-job than it is to join the army and fight for your country. It is now more respectworthy to get divorced than to spend your life working with, and helping, disabled children. How did we get into this mess?

[number 6]

Thatchers children and the offspring of.

[colonel]

Shall we organise a coach trip to the memorial garden then?

[max_tranmere]

How hideous. A 21 car courtege, screens, and later a memorial garden opened. Cliffords says it will reflect her life. The implication here is that she had a life worthy of being remembered, like she did something of note. She didn't. Our soldiers who come back from Iraq in body bags don't get a 21 car courtege. This really is sick. A total non-entity who is not worthy of any respect, and she is getting loads of it. And who is going to pay for this ultra expensive funeral, screens, and memorial garden? Probably the poor people who were duped into giving money to the 'cancer charity' when that run was organised recently - when in reality all the money went to the Goody family. I'm emigrating.

[number 6]

She will be remembered for being a racist loudmouth thicko.