Here's something that Sarah (Moose) Jessica Parker and her pals could apply for :
Not exactly what the Aussie soap opera's portray is it? what with drought and a lack of 'sheila's', not even ugly ones. Those lying b******s they showed their finest in "Cell block H", got me all hot under the collar about Lizzie and B and the rest of the gang. And now even that isn't enough.
Crikey, five blokes to every sheila.. it's enought to turn a 'mate' gay' or to a sheep.
One more thing arn't we doing rather well, beating the Aussie's in the medals table, sorry about the rant, but I did read some disparaging remarks that an Aussie made about Brits, and it's nice to have a bit of payback.