Olympics - swimming

[laralatex]

As entry into the water is so important, why couldn't we have a dive bombing competition?

We would deffo win...especially if we entered Johnny Vegas !laugh!

[stripeysydney]

Peter Kay and Johnny Vegas doing sychronised 'Top bombing'. We'd win lard down. Provided you're sat well back in the audience..

[JamesW]

I've never understood why ass shaking isn't a recognised Olympic sport.

I think the viewing figures would be high.

[isabel ice]

Sign me up....
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[one eyed jack]

I've never understood why ass shaking isn't a recognised Olympic sport.

I think the viewing figures would be high.

Because Jamaican girls would win gold every time. brazilians would probably get silver and some south american belle would get bronze...and britain wouldnt get shit cos white girls cant dance...Well unles they had a good jamaican girl on their team that is.

On your marks! Get set! ....Make it clap!!!!!!

[JamesW]

The Winter Olympics ought to introduce snowball throwing as an event.