Fuck I have pulled!

[Scotty30]

I splashed out a lot.

but you can get some good sofa shampoo's so you can hardly see it..

[stripeysydney]

Hang on a minute..that's my f*****g sofa. Last time I saw that beaut it was on a one-way death trip to the tip, you're not a member of our travelling comunity are you Scotty?

[Scotty30]

I may pick up the occasional 'tip bargain' from time to time.......

[colonel]

fudgeflaps wrote:


>
> Although, at first, I thought it was colonel in his 'uniform'!!
> !wink!
>

I thought it was too!

[fudgeflaps]

Showing your true rank, you rascal!!! I've heard of Officer's Mess, but that's classic officer in a messs- not even displaying your stripes!!!

And your legs are not polished to army standard.

Oh, colonel, how far you've fallen- but you've bounced back after your stint at the 23rd Brigadier's Cross-Dressing Military Rehab.

Good on ya, fella!!wink!

[colonel]

But that picture's YOU, fudgie...mine is the one you haven't seen yet.

Shave those legs, fudgie- and don't use a Venus Vibrating!

[one eyed jack]

Absolutely. Check this one out: