An opening in the market - hardcore cookery porn

[FootPlay]

Maybe she would do a "Cream Pie" demonstration for us.

[Jonone]

curtains of beef ?

[FootPlay]

You never know she might like to try my "Tongue In Cider"

[bobbyreb]

That really is an awful joke, you do know her former husband died of throat cancer!

[FootPlay]

No I didn't.

Not sure that I understand the connection between the joke I made and the death of her former husband. In case you missunderstood the joke is a play on the words In Cider - "Inside Her".

[bobbyreb]

Just making a sick joke of my own FootPlay, Her former husband whom was suffering from throat cancer, wouldn't have been able to give her "Tongue in cider". Yeah, I got it.

[stripeysydney]

I've gone off our Nigella just recently, there's something about her that's starting to get annoying, that knowing sideways smirk at the camera.

Oh, and when her husband was suffering from terminal cancer she was out screwing that wanker Saatchi, whom she later married.