Anyone actually had a blowjob?

[Sam Slater]

Sorry Trumpy, but was she secretly a dyke?

[fudgeflaps]

An essential prerequisite to a performance!!!

I was seeing a lass, lovely looker, but in bed.......... sorry to say, she was like a dead fish!! As she wouldn't do oral (never asked her), I put in a piss-poor performance too- putting on a johnny yourself, without being rock hard due to a good ol' bj, is a passion-killer! !tears!

What a disaster that one was.

We've all had 'em.

[Trumpton]

Sam Slater wrote:

> Sorry Trumpy, but was she secretly a dyke?

No.

She had massive natural boobs - that's what caught my eye in the first instance !wink!

[fudgeflaps]

She loved a big, hairy gorilla..............


........... it's just that his cock wasn't hairy too!!! !wink!

!tears!

[Trumpton]

LOL.

[myson]

Flat_Eric wrote:

"Thanks for the head's-up (pardon the slight pun!)."

!laugh! !laugh!

Myson

[Mick Handy]

olayphtangphtangbiscuitbarrell wrote:

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Fuck me don't let your girlfriend read that or any other women for that fact or men will never get a BJ again.