Need Help From The BGAFD Community

[Humpy Leftnut]

Hey everyone, Humpy Leftnut here..

Long story short, I run a "review site" (the original review site actually) from Toronto Canada, and I'm starting a new venture very soon that will need to attract a lot of amateur models.

I'm trying to think internationally, and want to get the word out in the UK for sure. I think classified advertising in newspapers would be a good option for us, but don't really know where to look. I've been told the Daily Sport would be a good choice?

However I'm also interested in smaller publications, especially urban, metro, lifestyle, swinger, gay, punk, goth.. All those kinds of things.

Would love to know what the names of these publications are, and whether they have an adult section at the back, like escorts, strippers, 1-900 numbers, etc?

Also if there are any other ideas you might have? Where would you advertise if you needed a lot of adult models?

[Lizard]

' Humpy Leftnut'......?

[Humpy Leftnut]

ok ok I'll tell the story.. When you run porn sites, you don't really wanna use your real name, so I opted for a "pornstar name"..

An ex business partner gave me the name at a Beastie Boys concert on magic mushrooms.. We were playing hacky sack at night, and the sack, well, sacked me.. someone kicked it and it flew right into my nuts.. so I yelled "OHHHH, MY LEFT NUT!!" and my buddy started laughing, saying "You know it's bad when you can tell which nut it is" hehe.. My business partner had been calling me Humpy all day, no idea why.. So he points at me, starts laughing histerically, and says "HUMPY LEFTNUT!"

So years later, I figured it was a good name for me here..

[Lizard]

Sorry! "We were playing hacky sack" ???? You may need to see our resident phyciatrist.. MK, please dont post any more until you have had the consultation.





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[jj]

S'better than yore name.

[Lizard]

I know, I,m now going to call me' sen...Lizardrightnut.

[Trumpton]

Lizard wrote:

> ' Humpy Leftnut'......?

I'd go and see the doctor about that nasty looking condition?

[Jacques]

It's nice but I can't help feeling it needs some BBQ sauce or something.

[jj]

Already beeen done.
You need a new scriptwriter............