Perfect for me.

[jimslip]

what a bloody annoying site.

[c.j.jaxxon]

Well I don't drink coffee or tea so I won't be gettin' one!

[Lizard]

Not yet fudgy, we were busy today, so tomorrow we go shopping for one
shopping with Ms Lizard is a experience, you need a. a lot of cash, b. patience. c.more cash. d. strong arms. e. frequent coffee stops, I,m sure there's many of you who know the symptoms.

[HornDawg]

I've got one at work.
Top bollocks!

[stripeysydney]

You've got it in one Liz, but you have definately missed a couple.

I know I don't need it, but I want it.

Does it suit me. (translation: does my arse look big in this)

It's not expensive, really.

Pay attention, at least you could look interested.

Oh! it's a teeny bit more than I thought, you can pay for it with your cash card, can't you darling.

No it's not exactly the same as the coat at home, it's nothing, I repeat, nothing like this one that I am going to buy.

Any of you out there had these sentences thrown at you in topshop or any crap clothes shops?

[Lizard]

And there the dogs, nice hot cuppa no mess in seconds, and it has a water filter. I think I'll midi it up to the toaster (Muso Speak).