Its nothing more than Abuse
An Acquaintance of mine is thought to have been involved as a hooligan(west ham)in the 70s/80s/90s and having seen him explode on a few occasions its easy to see where this bad taste comes from
If you want to take the piss use your brain like the barmy army do
Footy Chants
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Most genuinely amusing chant for me was when David Ginola played for Spurs and United came to The Lane. The entire ground sang:
"Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a Wonderbra
And when she's fucking Beckham
She thinks of Ginola!"
Gino gave us all a double thumbs-up. The other bloke was clearly unamused.
I had to smile last weekend when we played Villa. When we were 4-1 down, they started singing 'Happy Birthday to you' (it was our 125th anniversary). Still, not too many Brummies singing at the end when we'd made it 4-4, and we started chanting: '4-1 and you fucked it up!' Nothing like a bit of repartee roared by 30,000 people.
"Posh Spice is a slapper
She wears a Wonderbra
And when she's fucking Beckham
She thinks of Ginola!"
Gino gave us all a double thumbs-up. The other bloke was clearly unamused.
I had to smile last weekend when we played Villa. When we were 4-1 down, they started singing 'Happy Birthday to you' (it was our 125th anniversary). Still, not too many Brummies singing at the end when we'd made it 4-4, and we started chanting: '4-1 and you fucked it up!' Nothing like a bit of repartee roared by 30,000 people.
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here s another go at wenger
the wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from arsenal to manchester
cause hes a child molester
the wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from arsenal to manchester
cause hes a child molester
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algarve addick
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to jose mourinho -
"your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!"
"your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!
your coat's from Matalan!"
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did anyone see spurs vs villa the other night i have to be honest villa fans were great although im not a villa fan, when they were 4-1 up they started singing " Happy Birthday to you" as it was spurs 125 anniversary but to sing happy birthday was pure genius. I kmow spurs went on to 4-4 bur even so i laughed quite a bit at villas taunting. POETRY
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hammer4life
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to the tune of you are my sunshine.......
"you are a scouser
a dirty scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
so please dont take my hubcaps away"
"chelsea wherever you may be
you aint got no history
lampards fat
and ashley cole is queer
youre gonna win fuck all this year"
"oh east london
is wonderful
oh east london is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and west ham
oh east london is wonderful"
and probably the most distasteful of the lot, regularly sung to all spurs fans to the tune of we`ll be coming down the mountain * is there to not offend no jewish readers....
"we`ll be running `round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
we`ll be running `round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
we`ll be running round in tottenham
running round in tottenham
running round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
singing i`ve got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
singing ive got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
singing ive got foreskin
ive got foreskin
ive got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
"you are a scouser
a dirty scouser
your only happy on giro day
your mums out thieving
your dads drug dealing
so please dont take my hubcaps away"
"chelsea wherever you may be
you aint got no history
lampards fat
and ashley cole is queer
youre gonna win fuck all this year"
"oh east london
is wonderful
oh east london is wonderful
its full of tits, fanny and west ham
oh east london is wonderful"
and probably the most distasteful of the lot, regularly sung to all spurs fans to the tune of we`ll be coming down the mountain * is there to not offend no jewish readers....
"we`ll be running `round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
we`ll be running `round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
we`ll be running round in tottenham
running round in tottenham
running round in tottenham with our willys hanging out
singing i`ve got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
singing ive got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
singing ive got foreskin
ive got foreskin
ive got foreskin havent you
fucking j*w
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!bow!
I'll be singing that all day....please don't take my hubcaps away. Class!
I'll be singing that all day....please don't take my hubcaps away. Class!
'Fun for all and all for fun'!
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Not quite sure what the * does to take the offence away.
As a lifelong Spurs' fan, WHam are the most racist and violent fans I've encountered over the years. The hissing for the gas chambers that used to regularly greet us at Arse, before they went upmarket, is nothing compared to the anti-Semitic and anti-Black abuse from sections of the WHam crowd. I'm not thin-skinned and I accept that chants are close to the knuckle, but there should be no place for racial abuse dressed up as banter.
It's the 'fucking Jew' that gets me, as if 'Jew' were an insult.
As a lifelong Spurs' fan, WHam are the most racist and violent fans I've encountered over the years. The hissing for the gas chambers that used to regularly greet us at Arse, before they went upmarket, is nothing compared to the anti-Semitic and anti-Black abuse from sections of the WHam crowd. I'm not thin-skinned and I accept that chants are close to the knuckle, but there should be no place for racial abuse dressed up as banter.
It's the 'fucking Jew' that gets me, as if 'Jew' were an insult.
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hammer4life
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chatter
coming from the same lot that call themselves the "yid army" thats fucking rich!!
8year old kids who dont even know what a jewish person is roaring "yidos" doesnt that make you feel a bit sick!!
Tottenham have always been the laughing stock of the nation and that`ll never change.
Ive black and asian friends that often attend upton park regularly and they have never complained of any racist abuse, west hams a family club hence very set in its ways in terms of the fact that most of its followers are white englishmen born and bred!!
But are we too all be tarnished as racists because a couple of fans feel its right to make fun of someone because they are a muslim or a jew??
coming from the same lot that call themselves the "yid army" thats fucking rich!!
8year old kids who dont even know what a jewish person is roaring "yidos" doesnt that make you feel a bit sick!!
Tottenham have always been the laughing stock of the nation and that`ll never change.
Ive black and asian friends that often attend upton park regularly and they have never complained of any racist abuse, west hams a family club hence very set in its ways in terms of the fact that most of its followers are white englishmen born and bred!!
But are we too all be tarnished as racists because a couple of fans feel its right to make fun of someone because they are a muslim or a jew??
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Lucifer Sam
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On Graham Rix...
If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next (manic st preachers tune)
If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next (manic st preachers tune)