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[Sam Slater]

Hola TBT, buonas tardes!

[Pervert]

The dreaded shopping, Sam.

Done now.

Howdy-doodly-doo.

[Pervert]

Going up.

[Sam Slater]

Half of the shops I wanna go round still have major flood damage.

Still, it's saving me money!

[planeterotica]

Save your money interest rates have gone up .

[Pervert]

Bonjour, Monsieur Verite. Comment ca va?

[laralatex]

As i said, i would report back. It was chav 'billet' tastic. It looked like a concentration camp ....no seriously it did. The crew included Piers (the director) 2 Tarquins, a sophie, Tamsin and a Giles. They were lovely people, but they took so bloody long setting the shot up. We got there at 7.30 am and didnt shoot til 11. When it came for me and jim to shag, they all ran away out of the caravan and hid because they were to embarrassed to 'look at naked people'.


The funniest thing was after Jim had wanked off, the Director came in and shook his hand. I was laughing so much, i had to hide in the loo.

Anway, its an arty film which will go to film festivals and and Cannes alternative film festival next year. It's called cold little eels and will be out on channel 4 as well. It's really weird and i mean weird but it got our first foot on (assume Tarquin voice) 'this proper televisual malarkey.

[Pervert]

Thanks for the info, Lara. It all sounds rather surreal.

[Trumpton]

Good evening ladles and jellyspoons!

[Pervert]

I thought you had desserted us.