Who would you twat?

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Snake Diamond
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Re: Who would you twat?

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I was bored, so I put myself through 2 episodes of that, absolulte fucking shit.

Twat the whole cast with a stack of rotting infested trout.

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Snake Diamond
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Re: Who would you twat?

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stripeysydney wrote:

> All the gay fashion designer's who insist that they dress all
> the skinny anorexic bints on the catwalk like a fourteen year
> old schoolboy, and give all the females in this country a guilt
> complex about their weight.
> For making 'Chav fashion' acceptable.

But, that's an Oxy-Moron. Chav Fashion.

Chav (clothes) - ripped off immitation tacky designer shit, worth about 3 pence eash.
Fashion - usually good quality designer clothes.

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Snake Diamond
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Re: Who would you twat?

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What has Stella got to do with Chav Fashion ?

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Re: Who would you twat?

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Caractacus wrote:

> You should try having the sound on the Sharapova-Williams game.
> Could provide a soundtrack for many a porn flick.

ANY Wimbledon Tennis match tween any of the top 5 tennis ladies is mostly good for porn, the amount of sounds they make, if you weren't watching the box, you'd swear some1 had bent them over the centre divide, & was giving em a good fucking.

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Sam Slater
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Re: Who would you twat?

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Steady on!

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
Snake Diamond
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Re: Who would you twat?

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What can I say, I love a good tennis match.

Ya never know, their noises could make some good material for your next porn flick, LOL.

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Re: Who would you twat? CHAV's

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Every piece of Chav scum in the British Isles.

I know we are all against hitting women here, but by no stretch of the imagination does that exclude certain female Chav/Bint/Skank/Ho's from deserving a good twatting.

Have you watched any of the programs over the last 2 yrs with the princess (butt-ugly) herself, J*** G**** ???

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Re: Who would you twat?

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What can I say, I'm a Hawn-Dog. I'm always Horny, LOL.

Ya know, the only problem seems to be, some of us guys get horny at the drop of a pin, let alone an actual skirt, or a pair of panties, LOL.

!laugh!

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Trumpton
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Re: Who would you twat?

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randyandy wrote:

> He's the prick promoting Football Hooliganism on Bravo who
> thinks he's a top gezza.

Sounds like a total vile piece of vomit-inducing scum !puke!

Surely his actions on this programme are illegal?
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Sorry forgot about Football's number one wanker, Rio Ferdinand. Why does he model himself on the junky, gangster, wife beating armpit stain that is Snoop Dog.

And even more annoying Tim Westwood. Him and Sara Cox are up there with Norton and Woss as the BBC's biggest wasters of cash.
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