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[Lizard]

Fudgy wroted "How did you get a pic of my ex anyhow?"

It was taken at our wedding.. she sends her regards, but cant understand what she saw in you.

[fudgeflaps]

You mean...........

...........she could SEE???

I'm very hurt that she shared that with you and not me.

I'm now gonna go into a jealous strop and then slash my wrists with a blunt spoon.

!wink!

[colonel]

It beats 11 hours of wanking...

Or does it?

[harmonyhex]

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Grandma what big teeth you have

[Sam Slater]

What's that stuff on it's tongue?

It's been licking it's arse again hasn't it?

[Sam Slater]

[quote]I'm now gonna go into a jealous strop and then slash my wrists with a blunt spoon.[/quote]

Not until you give me that twenty quid back your not!!!

[Pervert]

Okay, the night shift has arrived.

[Pervert]

The so-called vampire bat isn't really a bat at all; it's a football.

[planeterotica]

I have slept on it and this is how it looks in the morning