Your Guilty Fantasy!!!

[HellyeahHammer]

Ok, so everyone has a guilty pleasure in Music etc, but what about a guilty celebrity pleasure? Someone you fantasise about fuckin, but really its wrong to even think about it! There's a few i could mention, but to get the ball rollin, i'm goin for a double swoop straight away with Kim and Aggy, the two cleaning birds on Channel 4!

[spider]

Kirsty Allsopp (Location, Location, Location).

She has a few locations I wouldn't mind viewing. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

[Cactus Jack]

Philippa Forrester (used to be on Tomorrows World, and Robot Wars)

Dont know why, there's just something about her that I find sexy.

[colonel]

Claire Goose.

[fudgeflaps]

Doing Dame Edna Everage, with 'her' returning the favour on me with % cucumbers bound together by elastic band, then giving Julian Clary a seeing-to with an egg whisk.

!sick!

Really.......

.....probably doing Sam Heuston a tatred up in a red crotchless PVC suit, with Sandie Caine and Kimberly watching.

Lady Sonia would be filming it, and Sue Barker would be noshing out Martina Navratilova whilst commentating on my action at the same time.

I'd do Lady Sonia afterwards, with her giving me a nylon footjob for starters.

Mundane old fantasy.

[chatterji]

Nigella Lawson, in a threesome, with Kelly Stafford.

[ATS]

Good call Alice, but I'll be greedy and say Frances Barber together
with Amanda Redman (if only)

[jasonhallceltic]

fearne britton slapping me in the face with those big jugs!!!

[ATS]

jasonhallceltic wrote:

> fearne britton slapping me in the face with those big jugs!!!

And having worked up an appetite her husband can make you
a hearty meal afterwards