ben dover plays krome in new film?

[woodgnome]

i heard a film reviewer on the radio this morning, raving about the performance by one lindsey honey - somebody more familiar to patrons of this forum as ben dover - in a new brit flick.

ben plays the part of a web entrepeneur, who's site beams out live porn feeds to the wider world. sound familiar?

apparently it's an intelligent look at the situation of asylum seekers in a down at heel coastal resort (margate, actually).

on the negative side, the reviewer did say that he was a dead ringer for keith harris minus the duck but i think ben himself has made that connection.

could we be about to lose our sole native porn maestro to the blandishments of mainstream entertainment? the thought of ben ending up on 'parkinson' getting his arse licked (metaphorically, please!) by parky would the loss almost worth it!

[Krome]

Keith Harris minus the duck...I am going to wide his arse up with this for years..that is just so funny...Either Rod Stewart of Keith Harris

hahahahaha

Krome

[Tuco.]

If ever they make a movie about Black Lace (hhhmmmnnn...maybe not), well Bens the man.

[Ned]

He always uses that line about Keith Harris in interviews. Ben has (slightly) more hair than old Keithy boy and probably twice the dick!

[joe king]

Pictures from 80's softcore (whitehouse I think) show him with a really large foreskin (i suppose because they couldn't pic him with an erection)

[Davideo]

Keith Harris was in Whitehouse!?

[woodgnome]

hey, i happen to know that keith harris has an enormous todger!

why do you think orville stuck with him for so long. afer all, he was the one with all the talent!

[Phil McC]

I met Keith Harris at a charity night in the Hilton Glasgow and he never put anything in the kitty thats obviously why he has a duck. He also got pissed off when I asked if his girlfriend who was with him was celebrating the passing of he o-levels ??????
and finaly when I asked him for a photo he thought I ment him and was upset when I handed him the camera and asked him to take the photo of me with Frank Carson cause as we were more famous than him.
Frank Carson on the other hard is a top guy and a punter.

Phil McC for news at 10 Glasgow.

[joe king]

What do Ben Dover and Keith Harris have in common? They always have their arms up some bird!

[Hootsmon]

Hey, now you come to think of it, That was a well dodgy set-up that Keith Harris had there, he either had his hand stuck up a bird's A***, or if not the Duck then it was a Monkey that got the same treatment......now wonder I'm soo screwed up Nowadays!!!

Now I know why Orville sang with such a high pitched voice!!!! )


Kris