"One" comes to Essex

[Arnold Layne]

That's right Prince of Charles is visiting good old Essex today! A neighbours kid goes to the school he's visiting so I bunged him a tenner to ask if Camilla does ass to mouth, or has he & Cammy ever indulged in Scatology, should be a laugh! !thumbsup!

[eroticartist]

Careful Arnold,
Once someone told the OPS that I made a photo that depicted the Queen riding side saddle without knickers. This lie created powerful enemies for me and the falsehood still remains on my record today.
Mike

[Jacques]

I fucked then with the stuff I've done over at B3ta!!!

[Arnold Layne]

I was just kidding Mike... hang on a vans just pulled up outisde...
the windows are all blacked out... some dudes dressed in black with shades on walking towards my door, talking into headsets, they've come to get me he..... ~...~...~.........................................

[fudgeflaps]

A Tourette's fella already asked him that.

Seriously!!

He blarted, "Does Camilla take it up the arse?", amongst other expletives. "Big-eared c***" was another by the same fella.

[middle_aged_dutchman]

What happened to the guy?

[Arnold Layne]

Oh yes I read that! !laugh!

You would anyway wouldn't you? I think something obscene? if given the chance for one question, and just blame it on Tourettes, I think he thought the whole school he visited today was all for Tourettes sufferers, but it was just an average school in Chav central.

[fudgeflaps]

knighthood.

[Charlton Fan]

middle_aged_dutchman wrote:

> What happened to the guy?

Turned out it was just Prince Philip!

[eroticartist]

Arnold,
Good job that you are kidding because if the boy informed on you, you would end up on the sex offenders register as well. This forum is monitored by the thought police!
Mike.