tonite on sportxxxbabes

[steven6]

i phoned this channel months ago and ever since i've been getting promo texts and i just got one saying on tonites show the russian babe will be having sex with her real life boyfriend

[Jacques]

Great, i'll be giving Mrs. Jacques one up the tradesman's tonight - you won't see anything either......

[blackjaques]

Do you keep your underpants on as well then, Jaques?

[Jacques]

I have loads of pot plants.

[Jacques]

Right off to hump Mrs. Jacques - do let me know if the pot plants get in the way.

[fergusfox]

By jove. That's a big aspidistra you've got there Mr and Mrs Jacques! !shocked!

[jasonhallceltic]

there was a guy on sport xxx last night was anyone watching after the freeview? just wondering how they pulled that off lol

[colonel]

They may have pulled it off- but I don't think he would have been!

[jasonhallceltic]

lol seriosuly tho!? was there a cumshot or anything?