What a fat cunt I am.

[Jock Strap]

I have all the free porn I need. You just sit there permanently wanking while your flatmates bring you sausage rolls. Sort of like a wanking Mr Creosote.

[planeterotica]

Jock Strap wrote:

> I have all the free porn I need. You just sit there permanently
> wanking while your flatmates bring you sausage rolls. Sort of
> like a wanking Mr Creosote.
>
planeterotica wrote.

Yes but wanking must burn off some calories, maybe your not wanking enough Jock Strap, you must try harder!love!

[LOUI$E EVANS]

naughty boy - maybe a cane would sort you out!

[Jock Strap]

Hmmm....the image of Louise standing over me with a cane spurs me on!

[Rommo]

Im no better but i have now gone and bought a push bike,home gym and hope to get using them soon

[planeterotica]

Rommo wrote:

> Im no better but i have now gone and bought a push bike,home
> gym and hope to get using them soon

planeterotica wrote.

I have just gone out and bought a new lawn mower but i dont expect to lose any weight as its a ride on!love!