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[one eyed jack]

I'd like to add further that just because some of them do porn doesnt mean its any less real when they are doing it withtheir partners who dont.

The Real Couples thing encompasses boyfriends, girlfriends, fuck buddies, cheating partners which is why the site has got a variety of scenes...damn we even have a home made video on there where the guys suck each others dicks for their girlfriends entertainment....can it possibly get more real?????? We have a role play scene that was quite surreal to shoot and no sex in it, we have sub dom, reverse girl on guy...This takes a huge effort on my part and time getting this kind of stuff out of people and i wont have the integrity of what I do with this trivialised by a "well, its not genuine is it?"

The nerve of some people. maybe you prefer the genuine porr lighting, cant keep a camera steady, struggling to get a cum shot out because we cant make a film while fucking stuff that makes up 98.7% of amateur porn.

Some of us try to make an effort to capture this, even down to the chat.

You'd be surprised who I turn down wanting to get on that site because they are not genuine. The couples i shoot even in Prague are genuine.

[one eyed jack]

Thanks for the mention though Jacques. Nice to be appreciated for ones efforts

[Jacques]

I like what you do and the end product speaks for itself - keep on doing what you do !thumbsup!

I think you and Marino form the bulk of my fwapage collection and that's no bad thing.

[diplodocus]

this has some amateur stuff, free too

[Sam Slater]

Think he means real couples as in 'not/never been pornstars'. Your couples were 'real couples' when you shot them, but lots of em are regurlar porn stars as well.

Doesn't matter to me btw, but it obviously does to justlickleme! !wink!

[Supafly]

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[Officer Dibble]

I totally understand what justickleme is looking for - totally uncontrived, uncommercial, amateur footage of 'real people', shagging. Yes, real people, like the 60 million or so who do not write to commercial porno producers asking them to come round to their gaff and film them fucking (because they fancy themselves as porn 'stars' and think themselves 'hot'). But of course their contrived, mechanical, unerotic, soulless humping is so ?not hot? and about as appealing as the tattoos and piecings they so proudly sport as they misguidedly seek to emulate their gonzo heroes. These types of people and this scenario are not in any way ?real? (in the way that Joe Average and his uncomplicated sex life are real). We got away with this kind of stuff in the mid 90?s, because at that time it was a novelty and there was hardly anyone else doing it. But it?s now well past it sell by date, and what with the general decline in cultural, social, and sartorial standards since the mid 90?s (i.e., the protagonists are now far more ?chavy?) it all seems a bit naff, at best.

The kind of stuff justickleme is on about are the private tapes of ?ordinary? (i.e. do not have the lightest clue what bukkake, cream pies, gapers and ATM are all about) suburban couples, and, very occasionally, their friends ? the ?Mr & Mrs Bristlethwaites? of this world. Normal people, without even the slightest ?porn star? pretence, recording themselves (usually on a Hi-8 cam without any video lights) for posterity. During the early 90?s there was a lot of this stuff circulating within ?the trade?. The video quality was often crap, but it was always fascinating and strangely erotic. There was none of that ATM, gaping, gagging, cream pie shite - not even any anal (the gonzo people invented most of that kind of stuff in the late 90?s). It was mostly normal shagging - ordinary fucking and sucking like that which Joe Average and the man on the Clapham omnibus partake of. But I recall some of the tapes and scenarios to this day ? like the fit youth, with the huge stonka, taking his fat girlfriend?s knickers off while she was watching ?Noel?s House Party? and trying to fuck her. It was really bizarre because she didn?t seem to acknowledge that he was starkers, with a huge erection, trying to get his end up her hot minge pie ? she just kept focused on Noel Edmunds, while at the same time giving the lad a load of lip about not closing the fridge door or something! She obviously didn?t know she was being filmed, and, as she kept rabbiting about the infernal fridge door, the youth kept nonchalantly moving her to a position that would allow the hidden camera to best capture his throbbing stonka porking her pie! I?ll never forget it. Then there was the strange tableau featuring the transvestite Headmaster, the matronly Headmistress, and the youth with the incredible 14? stonka! This movie was so original, erotic, and eye poppingly bizarre that me 'n' my colleagues are still quoting the plummily tongued ?Headmistress? (Ooooohhh, Headmaster!) and laughing about it to this day, almost 15 years on. Now, that?s what I call porn.

Sadly, before the turn of the millennium, as people twigged on that they might make a bob or two from their ?homes movies?, the incidence of this REAL amateur gear all but dried up, and that was that. The same kind of people may still be making home movies today, but now it?s a commercial venture, a cottage industry, and the action is inevitably forced and contrived (contrived, like the protagonists themselves). At that point it looses it?s erotic charge and becomes just another tedious porno, like the umpteen thousands of others out there, vying for your credit card?s attention.



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[one eyed jack]

Wow officer do I detect a rebuke.?...Well, allow me to retort. The moment anyone picks up a camera to film their sexual shenanigans and sell it for any remunerative reward makes it no less contrived unless they were being secretly filmed as you suggest.

Fair enough, I understand justlickeme is looking for the genuine home made article but there was no need to toss in the "its not exactly genuine is it"

Some couples have actually written to me wanting to make a proper finished product having been fed up of the camera on the tripod filming themselves. There is an example on the site also as we do buy in submissions made by viewers

All are (with the exception of one) are absolutely 100% couples and I challenge anyone here to prove otherwise.

With the exception of Angie George, she explained at the beginning her husband did not want to do a video but wanted to see the result of one she did do. He graciously allowed me to use a picture of him with Angie on their wedding day to beck this up.

While I may agree with some of your points about the commercialism of home made porn I also understand the world is also changing year by year and some people are emulating the kind of porn that appeals to them and this is no less real for it in my books. I just fashion the acquired footage and package it up with a dinky bow to present the final product which you see on the site.

As for the chavviness of some performers...well, it takes all sorts to make a world and I'd like to think we have a variety of all sorts to appeal across the spectrum.

i am proud of all the couples who have graced the site because they all brought a little something of themselves to the mix that keeps this site so popular.

Attack it for what it is but never on the sincerity for which it is made, whether their motives were for love or money...or both.

[Officer Dibble]

"Wow officer do I detect a rebuke.?"

Not to you personally, Tel. I was simply indulging myself in a therapeutic rant about some of the skankier aspects of contemporary Brit porn, while at the same time setting everyone straight on what (in my book) constituted ?real? amateur - which I believe is the kind of gear that justickleme is pining for. I feel much better now. Cheers.



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[one eyed jack]

Point taken officer. I just had to set the record straight and defend my corner....Its all I have (sniff, sniff).

Its all porn and like I've said a zillion times, theres more than enough out there to cater to everyones taste.