Does anyone here possess a vagina ?

[jimmy068]

No, but thankfully my missus does and I'm going to have a good long look at it later on. !grin!

[Officer Dibble]

Well, that?s because us chaps always talk about difficult boring stuff like politics, art, religion, philosophy, motorcars and the meaning of life. While those of a vaginal disposition prefer to dwell on 'Eastenders' ?Coronation Street?, ?Big Brother?, ?Heat? magazine and their forthcoming fortnight in Tenerife.


Officer Dibble

[Jacques]

WIFE:

Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etc.

[Mad Burt]

i used to have a total belter nice and tight and willing to perform anything my warped mind could think of and we laughed and drank under a moonlight sky so i married it in sheer bliss. now some years on its no longer nice and tight or willing to perform it drinks far too much and expects me to do the washing up. why oh why oh why............................

[fudgeflaps]

When God designed my cock, he made a right c*nt of it..........

!whistle!

[Snake Diamond]

OK then....

But DO NOT send any pics of it here

!grin!

[Jacques]

Ah!!! Reverse psychology........

[boob-a-licious]

Yeah, I do and it's very moist and eagerly awaiting imminent cock-a-licious ACTION!! !wink!