Daft things to do whilst driving

[laralatex]

If you can top this, i'll buy you a pint. Whilst driving to the Pyrenees we overtook a car that was swerving all over the road. On passing 'the lady' (please insert loony if you wish) I saw that not only was she reading a book (no not a map) but eating an apple and talking on her phone too!
Try and top that!

[Porn crackers]

I just read this out to my wife and her immediate reply was, just goes to prove women can do more than one thing at once.... and she wasn't joking!

PC

[nachovx]

Some women seem to have come to the conclusion they are the only ones who can multitask ... there is absolutely no scientific proof for this, but they seem to think because they can hold down a job and then rush home to put the Yorkshire puddings on, it constitutes multitasking, well it doesn't. It's a myth that women choose to believe.

I once saw a 'cool dude' in his Dodge Ram, elbow on the window and talking on his phone ... as he made a turn into a petrol station with his free hand .... he dropped the phone and the very next car ran over it. The look on his face was a picture to behold.

[MoscowFlyer]

im not sure this can beat it..............................but just the other day, whilst driving back from seeing the Happy Mondays (was stone cold sober, honest m'lud), i noticed the couple in the car in front of me were having a pretty heated debate. their car was swerving pretty badly and the woman's driving was becoming more erratic. It got to the point when i thought fuck it have to try and and overtake before that car crashes when the woman stuck her arm out of the window and waved for me to overtake.
As i was doing this i noticed the woman, who was driving, had the guy by his hair and was hitting his head off the dash board pretty violently. At the same time she's sticking her other arm out of the window and waving cars by, and to top the lot she had a fag in her mouth!
i hope the poor guys all right!

[Jayr]

You don't have to go to the Pyrenees to see that Lara. I see that sort of thing most mornings on my way into work on my motorbike. Only this morning did I pass a car with the driver eating an apple with a hot cup of coffee/tea in the other hand, trying to text on their mobile, whilst trying not to "break the law" by slamming the brakes on at a speed camera!

[fudgeflaps]

Hopefully these two examples will get me a free pint of Leffe blonde....... the first is from a night out seven years ago, the second is a story I heard from a mate which is apparently true.

1. End of club night, all pissed, just about to move on to a party- the roads seemed quiet, hopefully not too many coppers about; we have a mile clear run to the flat. So- I'm on the front seat, doing pedals and gears; the then gf is on my lap, doing steering; two girls are on the front seat, a mate in the footwell; four people are on the back seat, three are standing up, hanging out the sunroof, giving it laldy; the boot panel is removed and two friends are sitting in the boot area, facing each other. 14 people in a Ford Escort!! Irresponsible, I know, but we got there no bother, quiet road, no rozzers. Daft, fun times.

We almost recreated the scene last year, got nine of us in a crappy Fiesta, and one of our sage, trusted crew guides us up the wrong way on a one-way street. Yes, a woman! It was a Las-Vegas theme night, a few passers-by were a bit bemused to see nine Frank Sinatra/ Elvis Presley/ Vegas Showgirl types piling out!

2. A bus driver was driving his bus, as they tend to do, but he was off-route. So, one of the bus inspectors hails the bus, jumps on, and enquires as to why this particular driver is way off course. He glances to the passenger area, and sees a chest of drawers, a wardrobe, carpets, TVs and all manner of household paraphernalia. The crazed eejit was using his own bus to....MOVE HOUSE!

Is that beer I smell, Lara?

ff.

[laralatex]

ok you're all winners and when I'm back in the UK i'll be buying!! Although its a pint of beer not spirits, I know what you lot are like!!! lol

[tingo]

Maybe we need to make texting while driving part of the test?