Cock Enlargement

[brooks]

Don Simpson had the little piece of skin at the top, where the pubes are, cut and the surgeon just literally pulled some more out from inside.

This resulted in Don's cock pointing to the floor when he got an erection and also resulted in him having a ring of pubes halfway up his cock. Like a hairy rubber ring.

Allegedly of course.

[sandie]

what has cock enlargement got to do with being gay u bunch of tight lame gay lords.

[brooks]

a very good point. very aggresively made.

[Cenobitez]

Isnt the erection to the floor all part and parcel of the deal ? because thety cut that ligament and pull ya cock an extra 2 or so inches out ? and u never stand up right again ?

[fudgeflaps]

[cue loud 'smacker' of a kissing sound of male lips on peachy female backside]

just joking lol.........

[pit]

Thought I would give you guys a heads up, pardon the pun. My brother works in the EMS. Has heard too many stories urologist have told about
those penis pumps. I'd be surprised if I heard one story that worked out.
One guy used a vacum cleaner to get a feel like Bj experience, it tore the poor mates dick off and guess where it went. It's now called the
Hoover manuver. Use what u are born with and if u get lucky with a gadget,
consider it just that luck. Have not heard about any operations thus far.
Thought I would drop this note to help my fellow mate from hell.





PIT

[Cenobitez]

My Mum used to work in the Psych ward of a hospital and was occasionally in A&E and she used to see people with hoover attachments up thei ass, golf balls up there, cable ties that had cut the blood flow off, loads more stuff too, if you search google for "A&E Diaries" or there abouts theres a Diary of Strange events from the A&E thats mainly stuff stuff up mens ass's who was "just hoovering up naked and they sat on the attachment" hehe i used to read it ages ago.

Theres also one about a girl who works in a porn shop, and used to keep a diary of customers and what they used to actlike and look liek that was very funny too was called something like the diary of an adult store worker, i lost all my links a few years back when i had a hdd death so i dont have them not and never until now thought about them either heh, il have to look

[mart]

This was a 1995 Ig Nobel Award winner.
LITERATURE
David B. Busch and James R. Starling, of Madison Wisconsin, for
their deeply penetrating research report, "Rectal foreign bodies:
Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's
Literature." The citations include reports of, among other items:
seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire
spring; a snuff box; an oil can with potato stopper; eleven
different forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a
jeweler's saw; a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and
one patient's remarkable ensemble collection consisting of
spectacles, a suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine.
[Published in "Surgery," September 1986, pp. 512-519.]

Mart

[brooks]

If I had known it was that Sandie I would have done more than kiss her arse.