Cock Enlargement

[brooks]

Almost everyday I receive junk email into my account about these things.

Then last week I read a book about the Hollywood Film Producer Don Simpson, Top Gun, Days of Thunder etc, who had a very very bad penis enlargement done and ended up having an erection that pointed to the ground.

Which in turn got me thinking that I might investigate this foggy area a bit further and see if anyone has had any succes or failures or just funny stories from people that have tried and failed.

This forum seemed the ideal place to start. Don't take that the wrong way.

And before anyone starts wondering I'm not a journalist trying to get stories either and I guess by stating that I'm immediately making it seem like I am.

Anyway, post or don't its up to you. I just thought it might be a laugh.

[sandie]

oh just all go and get it done.

50 years ago boob jobs seemed extreme now there the norm so in 20 years time guys u will all be getting them (not boob jobs - dick jobs)

just save everyone the repetative key straign and all go do it now.

go on...
now...
right now...

log on and book in for asap!


women may smile alot more too if u do!

[fudgeflaps]

I remember going to a public lav and, mid-stream as you do, inspecting the gay-contact graffiti on the wall. One such quote was "I'm nine inches long and four inches round".

The poor guy could fit in your coat pocket; I wonder what his cock was like.

[Jayr]

Sounds like Elton John! lol!

[nachovx]

I once worked with a guy who got sacked for having gay sex in the public toilet of the work building during work time - it was with a member of the public. A security guard caught them at it ... not sure if he was clocked in or clocked out at the time ! I don't know why employers take this sort of behaviour so seriously - it gave most people a good laugh and the majority of people didn't want him sacked. He was technically sacked for abuse of time and not the sexual activity.

[Deuce Bigolo]

or George Michael...WHAM!!!!!

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

I'd sooner get a lobotomy having watched a graphic program from start to finish

The surgery is the easy part but the 6 months teaching junior to walk again looked like hell on earth....daily weights workout for your new dick....

thanks but no thanks

From memory I recall its total abstinence during this period as well

Might as well become a monk for 6 months,same difference

cheers
B....OZ

[fudgeflaps]

1970's: Peter Wyngarde, top actor at the time, caught having gay sex with a trucker in a Gloucester bus station toilet. Career crumbles.

1990's: George Michael gets caught cracking one off in a public LA john (the only decent release he ever had, all over the door ). Career blossoms.

Nothing to do with cock enlargement, I know, but gay sex acts in two different eras, two outrageously contrasting outcomes.

[fudgeflaps]

Sorry, ladies, you'll have to make do with just the 13 inches!

[mart]

There's always the piece of string and a brick method. Much cheaper.

Mart