something to amuse you

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Carl Pulley
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something to amuse you

Post by Carl Pulley »

1. The difference between the pope and your boss....the pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

2. transvestite: a guy who likes to eat,drink and be Mary

3. my mind works like lightning: one brillant flash and it is gone.

4. i hate sex in the movies,tried it once. the seat folded up,the drink spilled and that ice,well,it really chilled the mood

5. My next house will have no kitchen-just vending machines and a very large trash can

6. i'm so depressed.My doctor refused to write me a prescription for viagra.He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

7. definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Carl(Kriss Kross)
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Post by Pervert »

Is this the moral high ground I see giving way under your feet?

And you have the cheek to criticise other people.

Of course, it's a well known medical fact that heterosexuals cannot develop AIDS.
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Gosh, you're right!

It's amazing---your championing of dead people, your obvious respect for women and homosexuals. You are definitely not a simple-minded anorak.

Nice company you're keeping, Brother Blue.
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Post by steve56 »

monkeys?
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Post by mart »

Not only are you a bigot but a cowardly one who doesn't even stand up for his misbegotten beliefs.

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Firekind, 70% of people who have Aids are from poverty sicken countries mostly africa.(and other 3rd world countries who dont have the facilties like rich nations,parts of South America as well)But in africa most Aids victims are women or babies or very young children who been passed on the disease by there mothers.

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