Billy Connolly

[Holden MacGroyn]

He doesn't need to answer for his actions Mart.
He is....Billy.
We are scum.

Fucking shameless bag of atrophy.

[WillieBo]

I love these rants, I really do. It's this sort of stuff that gives me hope for the Human Race.

Tonight, to use the words of that great poof Noel Coward, 'We've been to a marvellous party'. I've drunk too much. I've had fabulous sex with my big-titted and stocking clad wife and have sat at the laptop with a cup of good old English tea.

And I laughed and laughed. ........

Please keep it going men. A small lighthouse of humour and sanity in an increasingly harsh world.

[Deuce Bigolo]

parkinson is still laughng about that awful "dead wife" in the tenements buried with her ass in the air....bike rack....disgraceful stuff really but he's got the gift of the gab and can say what he wants-or so he thinks?

By the way the Vids have come in handy

I rent them out regularly to Scottish friends(20 of em) of my parents

Quite an earner...daft bastards haven't figured out how to copy them yet

cheers
B....OZ

[WillieBo]

I've just realised. This last post is WAY too much information as they say. And proves that these bloody Germans and Austrians just can't hold their drink.

By the way, do you know that I've never been unfaithful to my goddess of a wife in over 20 years of marriage ? And that she still drives me wild with lust ? I'm 6'1" and she's 5'2". Hardly a blond Swedish stereotype (she's dark haired !!) but my god she's hot.

I think I better go back to bed and get some sleep.

I apologise if I offend anyone. Do forgive me.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Sleep well Will.
Drink a pint of water in case of that impending hangover.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Especially from the likes of you Mags you slag fuck.

[jaybo]

Hold on , i'm missing something here ?