Sick Jokes

[steve56]

hi tomsk,so it was you that nicked bob monkhouses joke book.

[IdolDroog]

lmao im loving those tomsk , thanks for posting. ignore the pointless interjects from stephan

[Peter]

Scene, a hospital ward, just after Jacko's wife has given birth.

Jacko; "How long before we can have sex?"

Doc; "Oh, i'd leave it until he starts school"

[Peter]

A guy picks up a prostitute, and when they get back to her flat, decides to go down on her. After a few seconds, he comes up wih a bit of celery between his teeth. A bit confused, he goes down again, only to find a bit of carrot in his mouth.

"Err," he says to the girl, "are you sick or something?"

"No," she says, "But the last guy was!"

[Pervert]

Class !!

[Roger Fukwit]

Michael Jackson has denied allegations that he slept with Victoria Beckham, he says it couldn't have been him because he was in Brooklyn at the time.

[The Last Word]

Good, but hardly cutting. For true bad taste it's hats off to Joan Rivers who dedicated her 2002 London shows to (I paraphrase here) "..all those 9/11 fire-fighter widows who have very tragically struck gold". She later added that at $5m apiece it would've been very disappointing had their husbands eventually been found alive.

That's the way to do it.