Always read the label

[Lizard]

Anyway, I was in this retail outlet today having a brew, and I was watching this incredible arse, dressed in tight white pants, you know the sort of thing, long blond hair, cropped top, usual tatoo in the small of the back (just the type Dibble loves) anyway she gets up the same time as me, and goes to the bog, and I,m right behind her, all of a sudden a voice say,s "Sue,youv,e left yer purse" so she turns round, and she must have been about fuckin 80!!, I thought she was some young blonde doll, sadly she had the face of street pizza, shame that!, still she had a great arse.......but I dont think I could have.

Well!, you had to be there............

[mart]

Ah, but there's an old saying "Never judge the jam by the label on the jar".

You've probably just missed out on the experience of a lifetime.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

So that would explain the reason why some people have the lights off during sex

You could always have closed your eyes and thought of England Liz

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

I know, she did have the most incredible arse, but she must have been as old as me mum, and you just dont want to think about it, do you??????????
maybe, I,ll risk another cuppa tomorrow....... I could always put tea bags on me eyes..

[Deuce Bigolo]

And start a new craze amongst the 'I want to be beautiful for ever crowd'

Biggest thing to hit the world since Cucumbers(sliced or whole)

cheers
B....OZ

[crofter]

Lizard I reckon by your seemingly new gift of fantasising about old grannies and age old gift of drinking dodgy tea, it must be the first signs of middle agedness creeping in, now if that tatoo read ?steve 56 was here? circa 78 you know you are barking up the wrong tree, either that or the blood loss on your paper cut finger has maybe taken more out of you than we thought.

[Lizard]

I know crofter, middle age is coming at me faster than a rabbit on a promise, the trouble is, in my head, I,m 18, but me knee joints tell me a different story.
btw. the tatoo read-: 'this way in', in like an aeorosmith logo, neat eh! I can see Dibble rushing to Larry,s needle parlour to get one.......not

[steve56]

i hope that wasnt the sue i know.

[Lizard]

Not unless she has moved 200 miles North steve, and not told you...

[Fastbike]

Tough shit , I'm fussy as well , my cut off point is that the face is not a day over 79.
Err, you didnt say where she is a regular ???