British pornalikes

[Michelle]

Yeah I meant you babe

Thing is would you fancy tantric sex like she does, all that breathing and no moving about (or frantic shagging).

Michelle xx

[Marino]

Bob Scott. Harry Potter.
Pascal has to be Orville.

And as for Sandie. I dont care who you look like, just get back on my cock soon.

[Marino]

I was walking down the street on day with a massive bobybuilder mate of mine, when we passed a mum and her son
.
The little chap piped up to me , You look like that guy from the movies!
He paused. As My head started to swell.

His next line was
Yeah Danny DeVito! I'n Twins!

Little cunt, I mooded all day over that.
His mum and my mate pissed themselves, as I scurried away with my ponytail and a penquin like waddle.

[Michelle]

I am not a porn starlet but I used to get told I looked like Debee Ashby a lot.

Michelle xx

[steve56]

faye rampton:princess anne/lena zavaroni.

[davewells]

If you look like Debbie Ashbey you could and should be a porn star !

On the lookalike front, as far fetched as it may sound looking at me now but when I was at my peak as a stud circa 85/6/7 I was once asked for my autograph by an 8 year old girl. When I inquired who she thought I was she said "Your Sting". Not wanting to dissapoint the little darling I signed as Sting. Wonder if she's sold on to some poor unsuspecting fool on ebay yet ?

[steve56]

she lived with tony curtis for a while didnt she?

[colin]

tony curtis had a thing for big titted women didn't he? seem to remember he dated a porn star called danyel cheeks.

[steve56]

i like big tits too

[steve56]

yet janet leigh had small tits.