moths

[jj]

Yeah, Urban Wasp Terrorism.

Love it.
Am thinking of buying a family of beavers, to eliminate the sudden profusion of that fucking noisy, pretentious wooden flooring round here..............although termites might come cheaper, although they're a lot less cuddly.

[jj]

.....anent which, does anyone know of an eco-friendly insect species that will solely and exclusively attack the Linda Barkers of this world, leaving other benign presenters, such as Carol Vorderman, intact?

[jj]

They're in the post- should be with you, still slightly soggy, by Tuesday.
Enjoy.

[Blueberry]

does it still fly ? or is it knocked out by paint fumes ?

[jj]

....more likely, it's wearing platform shoes and watching repeats of Man About the House........

[Snake Diamond]

Piss Heads, have you ever seen what them dumb fuck SLUGS get upto when you leave some booze in the garden, they go an O.D. themselves on it & end up drowning.

[jj]

Pretty good way to go, if you ask me..............

[Snake Diamond]

Personally, i prefer wooden/tiled flooring, carpets are a bastard to keep clean/wash.

I have a fucking Menagerie in this house, the household consists of:
2 Dogs, 1 Cat, 1 Child, & 2 Adults, plus a variety of daily visitors (friends of my child, & the occasional Adult as well).

So carpets are a NO NO here, if i could get them, i would have flooring of Tiles or Wood, a lot EASIER to keep the fuck clean.

[Snake Diamond]

Yeah, beats waking up in the morning with a hangover & spewing your guts all over whatever your near.

Although, I never suffer with hangovers etc, high resistance/tolerance to drugs/booze/medication etc. But that's a bitch when i get ill, problems with not having any medication that will do fuck all LOL.

[Snake Diamond]

It was a right problem for my Ex-Wife, when we were still married. She loved drinking, just if her body got a wiff of Alcohol, she would either burst into tears for an hour (specially if it was Cider), or she would be mostly ok that night, but from 4am the following morning right through till midday she would puke herself silly all the fucking time.