moths

[Deuce Bigolo]

Ignoramus would know but as usual he's not saying

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Yes, I well remember the short-lived 70s fad with popstars covering themselves in invertebrates......
Noddy Holder bathing in earthworms, Marc Bolan wearing a suit made of grasshopper-skins, Jagger and his cockchafer chapeau, the Bee Gees marrying identical triplet woodlice.........those were the days.


Wouldn't be allowed now, of course, on animal cruelty grounds.

[steve56]

no woneder noddy was always shouting.

[jj]

No, that was because he was deaf.

[steve56]

so was beethoven wasnt he?

[Pervert]

Beethoven wasn't a moth! How the hell could a moth play the piano, let alone write down all the notes?

[jj]

With six legs, they're a whiz at tickling the ivories. Especially the German ones.
And for the notation, they have an amnuen......am manuen....anna amunen........like Choppin and that George Sand fellah.........a secretary, of course.

I'm off down the chippy: anyone want anything?

[Pervert]

Cod and chips, and some mushy peas, please.


By the way, those Spirit DVDs you're hawking next door---was that the Fiona Cooper breakaway lot?

[steve56]

egg and chips for me.

[Pervert]

How do you went your eggs? Cracked? Or in a bed of aspic?