How long before these jokes result in call from the Plod ? Anyway ROFL , while I still can.
Scouser Joke
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Ride Yamaha , support Rossi !
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not father mackenzie darning his socks,that song scared the shit outta me when i was little.
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[says huffily, waving handbag threateningly].....
Well, it's hardly my fault if you tell illogical jokes, is it? Aren't there enough logical ones about, or did you just get bored with the whole causality thing, like some sort of existential protest, eh? Next thing, you'll be repeating that old chestnut about Spinoza, the three chimps and Schrodinger's cat.....
[stalks off, waving arse threateningly......]
Well, it's hardly my fault if you tell illogical jokes, is it? Aren't there enough logical ones about, or did you just get bored with the whole causality thing, like some sort of existential protest, eh? Next thing, you'll be repeating that old chestnut about Spinoza, the three chimps and Schrodinger's cat.....
[stalks off, waving arse threateningly......]
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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reminds me of that old favourite...............
What do you say to a Scouser in a uniform?
Big Mac and Fries please
What do you say to a Scouser in a uniform?
Big Mac and Fries please
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
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He also suffers from Lycanthropy, which might be a bit of a minus in a priest.
Personally, I'd rather have a Werewolf than a Happy Clapper, but then what do I know? And they ARE a suspiciously beardy lot in the C of E..........
Personally, I'd rather have a Werewolf than a Happy Clapper, but then what do I know? And they ARE a suspiciously beardy lot in the C of E..........
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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I can't help being logically-challenged. Don't oppress me, you intellectual Nazi 
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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I'm sure Rowan Williams is using ferriliser to stimulate the growth of those eyebrows.
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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Or ferrotiser, even.
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The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
The Worlds Biggest Collector Of Ben Dover DVD`s
Koppite Till I Die
Remember - You`ll Never Walk Alone
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It's spelt P-H-U-R-R-T-I-L-O-I-Z-E-R-R-R........
At least, that's how Mrs JJ pronounces it.
And she ought to know.
At least, that's how Mrs JJ pronounces it.
And she ought to know.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."